If it wasn't for 70s songs...

I'd never know that it NEVER rains in Southern California

I would have never known that it's a wild world.

I would have never known that an education wasn't necessary.

NOW can I do my Eagles one!?  

I wouldn't be seeing double vision, playing head games, or realize it was urgent.

BearDad wrote:

NOW can I do my Eagles one!?  

We would have never known that we could check out anytime but never leave!

I never would've known that they called me the working man… I guess that's what I am.

I never would have known not to let the sound of my own wheels drive me crazy.

I wouldn't know The Song Remains the Same.

I never would have known that I could choose between a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell.

[very deep point there]

I never would've known that it's closer to your heart, yeah…

I never would have found something that changed it all.  Anonymous, 2112.

I wouldn't know I was Fooling Myself

I would never have known if this is the real life, or just fantasy.

Xid wrote:

I never would have found something that changed it all.  Anonymous, 2112.

I never would have been sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent…

^^  Call the pohleese Martha! We got wonadem preverts here!!

I wouldn't have known that she's lost control again.

I would have never known the British monarchy was a fascist regime.

I would have never known that paradise was visible by the dashboard light.

I would have never known that you can tell someone is a ladies' man by the way he walks.

I woulda never learned about the one sitting on a park bench with snot running down his nose

I never would have known that if you listen to the wind you can still hear him play.

I wouldn't have known that we ain't talkin' bout love.

I also wouldn't have known to dance the night away.