Random Ramblings

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

11 days with ice and snow now. I like snow, but not when you would like to find more caches in the woods.

If you go geocaching in that winter weather just remember....don't eat the yellow snow.

hoof hearted

Does anyone know where I can find the email that came out 4 years ago comparing Hitler to Obama? I need it for a sermon tomorrow night.

alldatndensum wrote:

Does anyone know where I can find the email that came out 4 years ago comparing Hitler to Obama? I need it for a sermon tomorrow night.

It took a while to find it, but I think this is what you wanted.

http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=44417

That's it exactly!

Staybrite, I promise you never to eat yellow snow.

Why, in this area of 40,000 people, does no one else like Christian classic metal?

danielbandfan wrote:

Why, in this area of 40,000 people, does no one else like Christian classic metal?

I feel a little bad for you man, you have thrown you lot in with a select group of us dinosaurs.

If tomatoes are considered a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie??

Picked up my mom for a ride in the car. It breaks my heart to see how
here disease is erasing everytime more. Every time more and more. When
does this stop?

Without trying to sound mean, I think you already know the answer to that question. I think the better question would be: God, help me to prepare for the inevitable and to stand by my mom even when it hurts so bad.

Why is it that when you puke that there are always carrots in it--even if you haven't eaten carrots?

It's not mean, it's reality.
I try to do for her what I can and have patient with her.
But my heart is acking.

rockerVu2 wrote:

It's not mean, it's reality.
I try to do for her what I can and have patient with her.
But my heart is acking.

I, too, have some family with mental diseases. It's not easy to live with it, but God gives us the patience to.

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Is it normal that my electric guitar is in standard tuning while my acoustic guitar is in Drop C#?

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!

alldatndensum wrote:

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!

Right… I can't stand people who only post "THINK POSITIVE!!!!".

When I was in the Army we used to do this little dialog where someone would get angry and say "This Stinks!" A second person would chime in with "Now, now lets keep a positive attitude." And if the first person was thinking fast enough they would retort with "Ok, this positively stinks".

Staybrite wrote:

When I was in the Army we used to do this little dialog where someone would get angry and say "This Stinks!" A second person would chime in with "Now, now lets keep a positive attitude." And if the first person was thinking fast enough they would retort with "Ok, this positively stinks".

That was a positively horrid joke.

With mom you have to enjoy of the small thing, her big sense for humor, when she tells me that she likes it to go with me. When she smiles to me.

I may be meeting Thomas Wilson tomorrow.

danielbandfan wrote:

Staybrite wrote:

When I was in the Army we used to do this little dialog where someone would get angry and say "This Stinks!" A second person would chime in with "Now, now lets keep a positive attitude." And if the first person was thinking fast enough they would retort with "Ok, this positively stinks".

That was a positively horrid joke.

Even worse when you witness it in person.

rockerVu2 wrote:

With mom you have to enjoy of the small thing, her big sense for humor, when she tells me that she likes it to go with me. When she smiles to me.

That is one of the greatest things I have heard all week.

danielbandfan wrote:

I may be meeting Thomas Wilson tomorrow.

Get pictures or it never happened.