Never Have I Ever - Game

Then you obviously haven't really laughed   Hopefully you've at least done a spit take while drinking something.

Never have I ever gave a cat a bath.

I've never given a cat a bath either. Wouldn't that be awful. You'd need to wear armoured gloves.

I have given a guinea pig a bath though. Just once. She got into the soil and was a right mess.

Never have I ever tried a Rueben sandwich.

Jen5 wrote:

I've never given a cat a bath either. Wouldn't that be awful. You'd need to wear armoured gloves.

I have given a guinea pig a bath though. Just once. She got into the soil and was a right mess.

Never have I ever tried a Rueben sandwich.

I HAVE bathed a cat.  If the cat trusts you, it isn't too bad.  We had a few cats while growing up that liked water and even swam.

I can't remember if I have or if I just wanted to.  I think that's the one. 

Never have I ever watched The Nightmare Before Christmas

I tried to watch The Nightmare Before Christmas and ended up turning it off 15 minutes into it.  Just not my thing I guess.

Never have I ever watched the movie Elf.

I have seen bits and pieces of Elf, but not the whole thing.


Never have I ever been to a shooting range.

I have been to a shooting range and need to make time to go again soon.  I have my carry/conceal permit and need to stay in practice.  Also, if I ever need my weapon for personal protection, I don't want to freeze up if there is other gunfire.  Going to the range is great practice for this.


Never have I ever been in a Christmas parade.

With all the years in marching band and Cub Scouts as a kid I've been in more than enough Christmas parades for both of us. 

I have now watched The Nightmare Before Christmas--yeah, weird stuff.

I have never seen Elf--Will Farrell grates on my nerves in large doses.

Never have I ever liked to do self-promotion.

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I have never seen Elf--Will Farrell grates on my nerves in large doses.

At least is isn't just me.  I can't stand his acting at all.  The only funny thing he has done, in my opinion was the whole "needs more cowbell" SNL skit.  Even then, it is Christopher Walken that is hilarious and not Farrell.

^I used to feel that way about Farrell but then Seth Rogen came onto the scene and all my annoyance/disdain for Farrell shifted to Rogen hahaha.  Now I can actually appreciate Farrell's stuff once again.  Anchorman was pretty groundbreaking and revolutionized modern comedy films fairly substantially.  That being said, he definitely has a very specific brand of humor and if it's not your thing, it's not your thing and that's ok!

Yeah, I can take him in small doses.  I liked a lot of his SNL characters, but those were just 2-3 minutes at a time.

messiaen77 wrote:

With all the years in marching band and Cub Scouts as a kid I've been in more than enough Christmas parades for both of us. 

I have now watched The Nightmare Before Christmas--yeah, weird stuff.

I have never seen Elf--Will Farrell grates on my nerves in large doses.

Never have I ever liked to do self-promotion.

Me either, although I am my favorite subject to talk about. 

alldatndensum wrote:

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I have never seen Elf--Will Farrell grates on my nerves in large doses.

At least is isn't just me.  I can't stand his acting at all.  The only funny thing he has done, in my opinion was the whole "needs more cowbell" SNL skit.  Even then, it is Christopher Walken that is hilarious and not Farrell.

Oh man, I'm relieved to hear I'm not the only one who can't handle an entire WF movie.

Never have I ever gotten a slinky to go down an entire flight of stairs (properly).

Growing up, we lived in a single story home so we never had stairs to try In college we did get an egg from the second floor to the first without anyone carrying it nor throwing it in a package

Never have I ever been ice fishing.

Oddly enough, I've never been ice fishing, despite living in a hotspot (coldspot?) for it. I've barely even been fishing, either.


Never have I ever seen a shark in the wild. At least not that I remember.

Driven wrote:

Oddly enough, I've never been ice fishing, despite living in a hotspot (coldspot?) for it. I've barely even been fishing, either.


Never have I ever seen a shark in the wild. At least not that I remember.

I've never seen a shark in the wild, nor have I ever been ice fishing.

However, on my recent shipboard adventure I did see a small pod of whales (or at least the tops of them as they surfaced for air).  Also saw some porpoises/dolphins surf the waves of our ship as we headed into port, and some flying fish (although my wife didn't believe me at first and thought they were birds).

Never have I ever eaten anything I have caught/shot.

When I was a kid my family would go on fishing trips to Canada where we would eat our catch.  Mmmm, good trout.


Never have I ever been so happy for a semester to be over.

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Never have I ever eaten anything I have caught/shot.

I have eaten fish that we caught when growing up.  I went fishing with my dad, but I hated it.  It was all the sitting still waiting.  After a few years, daddy would yell for us boys to get up and get in the car if we wanted to go fishing.  My brother would head out and I would hunker down and stay in bed just a little while longer.  I got to watch more Saturday morning cartoons of my choosing that way.


Never have I ever had the mumps or measles.

messiaen77 wrote:

When I was a kid my family would go on fishing trips to Canada where we would eat our catch.  Mmmm, good trout.


Never have I ever been so happy for a semester to be over.

I don't think I've ever been so happy for the semester to end, either. I have 3 assignments and 3 exams left. The assignments are essentially done though, at least on my end

alldatndensum wrote:

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Never have I ever eaten anything I have caught/shot.

I have eaten fish that we caught when growing up.  I went fishing with my dad, but I hated it.  It was all the sitting still waiting.  After a few years, daddy would yell for us boys to get up and get in the car if we wanted to go fishing.  My brother would head out and I would hunker down and stay in bed just a little while longer.  I got to watch more Saturday morning cartoons of my choosing that way.


Never have I ever had the mumps or measles.

I believe I have had chicken pox as a kid. I don't know about mumps or measles.

Never have I ever gotten suspended from school.

Nope, never got suspended from school.  Fortunately, there were lots of other kids who were worse than me

Never have I ever chopped our own Christmas tree.

Unfortunately I was expelled from school in the 9th grade.  Won't go too into it, but just a warning not to let peer pressure push you into consuming alcohol (or any other drugs) on campus.

I have never chopped down a Christmas tree, but I did have to hack the bottom of one up a bit.  My mother-in-law bought a real tree but only had a stand for an artificial tree.  I had to hack down the bottom of the tree to get it to fit into the smaller stand.

Never have I ever had a flocked/artificially colored Christmas tree.

I have neither cut down my own tree or had a non-green tree.

Never have I ever liked having a lot of stuff up in the air.

My parents grew Christmas trees for a couple years in the early 80s. Was pretty cool helping Dad chainsaw em down. 
Ever since the kids flew the coop, we quit buying live trees and have amassed 5... yes, FIVE fake trees. And yes, my wife does decorate each one and keeps one in each room   . Coolest part though ? Couple years ago she found an all black tree ! So she created black and white ornaments... it's quite stunning.

Never have I ever understood why anyone would want to bring a child into this world.

I understand wanting to bring a child in this world, but have never had the opportunity to do so.  I think I would have been a great dad, but that doesn't seem to be God's plan for me.



Never have I ever eaten escargot (nor do I want to).

Guilty/Forgiven wrote:

My parents grew Christmas trees for a couple years in the early 80s. Was pretty cool helping Dad chainsaw em down. 
Ever since the kids flew the coop, we quit buying live trees and have amassed 5... yes, FIVE fake trees. And yes, my wife does decorate each one and keeps one in each room   . Coolest part though ? Couple years ago she found an all black tree ! So she created black and white ornaments... it's quite stunning.

Never have I ever understood why anyone would want to bring a child into this world.

In a word:  Hope.  Hope for a better future for this world.

alldatndensum wrote:

I understand wanting to bring a child in this world, but have never had the opportunity to do so.  I think I would have been a great dad, but that doesn't seem to be God's plan for me.



Never have I ever eaten escargot (nor do I want to).

From what I know of you alldat, I would agree.  At the same time, though, look at all the kids you have gotten to be a role model for.


As for the escargot.  I would have to be tricked into eating it.

Never have I ever had such a hard time figuring out a Christmas list as I did this year.

I don't have much of a Christmas list. I've never been good at choosing gifts for people. I'll probably get some good drinks for some good friends, and leave it at that.

Never have I ever driven a classic car.