The worse secular metal cover art... ever

Oh man, I used to have that Madam X album.   

Staybrite wrote:

Oh man, I used to have that Madam X album.   

R U Serious ??? That's one of the ones that made me lose it !  So funny !

I had quite a few in my teens that were REALLY bad, many were punk though... and back then, punk bands were content to just draw a stickman for their album covers. (Also, many of them were very crude and nasty, or blasphemous... thus no posty for them)

and yes Driven, the boys in Stryken always win in worse CHRISTIAN album covers/art. A while back (some years maybe??) we did the worse Christian album covers. Now I want to see Mainstream albums.... I'm sure ya'all know of some more... anyone ?

Rok Bergade?

Xid wrote:

Rok Bergade?

LOL ! A classic from 1983 ! You mean you never heard of them ? No ? Well, neither have I  

^LOL

It takes so long to post pics being on sattelite so i'll just tell you some and you go look them up.

Raven-The Pack is Back

Anthrax-Fistful of Metal

Pretty Boy Floy-Leather Boyz with Electric Toyz

Guilty/Forgiven wrote:

Staybrite wrote:

Oh man, I used to have that Madam X album.   

R U Serious ??? That's one of the ones that made me lose it !  So funny !

I had quite a few in my teens that were REALLY bad, many were punk though... and back then, punk bands were content to just draw a stickman for their album covers. (Also, many of them were very crude and nasty, or blasphemous... thus no posty for them)

Oh yes, and it was an LP as well. Little know fact, the two girls in the band were sisters Maxine & Roxy Petrucci (guitars and drums). Roxy later on went on to join the all girl hair metal band Vixen. Also at one time Sebastian Bach (of Skid Row fame) sang in Madam X (but not on the album pictured).

Guilty/Forgiven wrote:

Aw c'mon, what's more metal than this!

I won't link it here, but I have to add Cattle Decapitation's Humanure cover to the list.

This one is black metal


As is this, obviously.

Humanure is disturbing, sickening really.

^I think that's the intention...  Those guys are super vegan/anti-meat-eating...

OK, not metal but it IS a bad album cover

Those are def hideous ! (Eddie's awful too, but he's for another time and another thread    )

Keep those metal covers coming - this stuff makes me crack up

MikeInFla wrote:

Sorry to quote myself, but I just find this hillarious!

What IS it with this "mascot"?!?

^Is that for real?!?  Hahaha "I Want A Walmart Girl!"