The worse secular metal cover art... ever

There's some pretty bad cover art for some Christian metal/rock bands. We've poked fun at those in the past... but how about all those Mainstream metal/rock bands out there ? There's some REALLY bad cover art lingering in the clouds of the 80s... and even some more recent "metal" cover art.

Please post SECULAR METAL/ROCK album cover-art that:

A. Makes you go "wha??!!"
B. Makes you laugh, though they were being serious
C. Makes you say "Thank God that style is no longer popular... or was it ever popular ?"
D. Makes you throw up a little in your mouth

RULES: Please keep it clean and do not post anything that would be "inappropriate" for a Christian board. No foul language (unless blocked out), and nothing crude or nude. Thank you. Now let the laughter begin !

I think I found the inspiration behind Spinal Tap:

Can you say "Low Budget" ?

I knew Manowar HAD to make this thread ! LOL !!!!

I think the 2nd guy has unresolved toddler issues...
 

Guilty/Forgiven wrote:

I think the 2nd guy has unresolved toddler issues...
 

 

Tim Skold today:

And, were this not restricted to secular metal…