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PostSubject: The CHM Christmas Story.   The CHM Christmas Story. I_icon_minitimeThu Dec 22, 2011 5:06 pm

Ok, let's see how this goes!

We each write a line of a story about Christmas and see if we can thread together a bit of an interesting/funny story.


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As Staybrite woke up on Christmas eve, he realised that he hadn't got the Christmas turkey from the shop yet for the big CHM Christmas Day meal, he scrambled out of bed in a blind panic.

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PostSubject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story.   The CHM Christmas Story. I_icon_minitimeThu Dec 22, 2011 5:59 pm

After phoning several local stores and discovering that they were out of turkeys, he made plans out of sheer desperation to break into sabidoo's house to steal his massive stash of bacon.

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PostSubject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story.   The CHM Christmas Story. I_icon_minitimeThu Dec 22, 2011 6:13 pm

Thinking he was in the clear, Staybrite rounded the corner from the kitchen with a bag full of Bacon, only to see the end of a double barrel shotgun right in his face....
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PostSubject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story.   The CHM Christmas Story. I_icon_minitimeThu Dec 22, 2011 10:28 pm

He looked past the barrell, expecting to see sabidoo's bloodshot eyes staring back at him, but nothing could have prepared him for what he saw instead.
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PostSubject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story.   The CHM Christmas Story. I_icon_minitimeFri Dec 23, 2011 1:00 am

There I stood, butt nekkid!

The shocking part wasn't a nekkid sabidoo, the gun or the half smoked Marlboro hanging from his mouth, but instead the new tattoo on my belly. It was a CHRISTmas gift to myself of a reindeer mating with Harold the possum, right there on my belly.
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PostSubject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story.   The CHM Christmas Story. I_icon_minitimeFri Dec 23, 2011 3:26 am

Staybrite proceeded to vomit violently onto Sabidoo's kitchen floor. Thankfully Alldat just happened to pull into Sabidoo's driveway.

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PostSubject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story.   The CHM Christmas Story. I_icon_minitimeFri Dec 23, 2011 8:42 pm

After composing myself from laughing hysterically at the situation, I then noticed the new sabidoo tattoo and thought to myself, "I need a matching one, but mine needs to be a tramp stamp!"

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PostSubject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story.   The CHM Christmas Story. I_icon_minitimeSat Dec 24, 2011 10:31 am

I enjoy what you guys have written here.
For me it's a bit hard to write something funny on this thread.
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PostSubject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story.   The CHM Christmas Story. I_icon_minitimeSat Dec 24, 2011 11:38 am

Quote :
For me it's a bit hard to write something funny on this thread.

by the looks of it, I think that goes for ALL of us Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story.   The CHM Christmas Story. I_icon_minitimeSat Dec 24, 2011 2:49 pm

Fortunately, DBF came straight down the river in his bark canoe, bringing with him a massive amount of green beans.
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PostSubject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story.   The CHM Christmas Story. I_icon_minitimeSat Dec 24, 2011 5:14 pm

Unfortunately for DBF his bark canoe had a hole in it, meaning the canoe and all the green beans sunk to the bottom of the river, leaving DBF treading water, and feeling rather wet.

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PostSubject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story.   The CHM Christmas Story. I_icon_minitimeSat Dec 24, 2011 7:08 pm

Fortunately RockerVu2 happened along, and tossed DBF a live preserver.

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PostSubject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story.   The CHM Christmas Story. I_icon_minitimeSat Dec 24, 2011 9:18 pm

DBF was most pleased, and swam to shore, still clutching some green beans.
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