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Fundy
Number of posts : 5386
Age : 50
Registration date : 2007-05-04
 |  Subject: The CHM Christmas Story.  Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:06 pm | |
| Ok, let's see how this goes!
We each write a line of a story about Christmas and see if we can thread together a bit of an interesting/funny story.
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As Staybrite woke up on Christmas eve, he realised that he hadn't got the Christmas turkey from the shop yet for the big CHM Christmas Day meal, he scrambled out of bed in a blind panic.
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My Christian Metal Website.........
Silence Is Madness
Three Things for a better life...
1 - Believe In Jesus.
2 - Love one another.
3 - Let God be the judge.
That is all I need to say.
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alldatndensum
Admin
Number of posts : 23649
Age : 55
Localisation : Tennessee
Registration date : 2007-01-30
| | Subject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story. Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:59 pm | |
| After phoning several local stores and discovering that they were out of turkeys, he made plans out of sheer desperation to break into sabidoo's house to steal his massive stash of bacon. _________________ I might have decided, or maybe not, that I should or shouldn't, depending on the issue or non-issue, to possibly share or not share, any thoughts, opinions, or facts (that might not be deemed factual by some), due to possible fear of any misinterpretation or retribution. https://christianhardmusic.niceboard.com/ | |
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Guilty/Forgiven
Number of posts : 9986
Age : 54
Localisation : Yucca Valley, CA
Registration date : 2007-05-18
| | Subject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story. Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:13 pm | |
| Thinking he was in the clear, Staybrite rounded the corner from the kitchen with a bag full of Bacon, only to see the end of a double barrel shotgun right in his face.... | |
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messiaen77
Number of posts : 2152
Age : 53
Localisation : in a yellow submarine
Registration date : 2011-08-23
| | Subject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story. Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:28 pm | |
| He looked past the barrell, expecting to see sabidoo's bloodshot eyes staring back at him, but nothing could have prepared him for what he saw instead. | |
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sabidoo
Number of posts : 2069
Age : 56
Localisation : Carthage, TN
Registration date : 2007-04-28
| | Subject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story. Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:00 am | |
| There I stood, butt nekkid!
The shocking part wasn't a nekkid sabidoo, the gun or the half smoked Marlboro hanging from his mouth, but instead the new tattoo on my belly. It was a CHRISTmas gift to myself of a reindeer mating with Harold the possum, right there on my belly. | |
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Staybrite
Number of posts : 23657
Age : 56
Localisation : Arizona Desert
Registration date : 2007-02-08
| | Subject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story. Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:26 am | |
| Staybrite proceeded to vomit violently onto Sabidoo's kitchen floor. Thankfully Alldat just happened to pull into Sabidoo's driveway.
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"I used to be indecisive.......... Now I'm not sure."
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alldatndensum
Admin
Number of posts : 23649
Age : 55
Localisation : Tennessee
Registration date : 2007-01-30
| | Subject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story. Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:42 pm | |
| After composing myself from laughing hysterically at the situation, I then noticed the new sabidoo tattoo and thought to myself, "I need a matching one, but mine needs to be a tramp stamp!" _________________ I might have decided, or maybe not, that I should or shouldn't, depending on the issue or non-issue, to possibly share or not share, any thoughts, opinions, or facts (that might not be deemed factual by some), due to possible fear of any misinterpretation or retribution. https://christianhardmusic.niceboard.com/ | |
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rockerVu2
Number of posts : 16645
Age : 95
Registration date : 2007-02-09
| | Subject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story. Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:31 am | |
| I enjoy what you guys have written here.
For me it's a bit hard to write something funny on this thread. | |
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Guilty/Forgiven
Number of posts : 9986
Age : 54
Localisation : Yucca Valley, CA
Registration date : 2007-05-18
| | Subject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story. Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:38 am | |
| - Quote :
- For me it's a bit hard to write something funny on this thread.
by the looks of it, I think that goes for ALL of us  | |
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Driven
Number of posts : 6210
Age : 106
Localisation : Sherbrooke, QC
Registration date : 2011-03-26
| | Subject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story. Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:49 pm | |
| Fortunately, DBF came straight down the river in his bark canoe, bringing with him a massive amount of green beans. | |
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Fundy
Number of posts : 5386
Age : 50
Registration date : 2007-05-04
| | Subject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story. Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:14 pm | |
| Unfortunately for DBF his bark canoe had a hole in it, meaning the canoe and all the green beans sunk to the bottom of the river, leaving DBF treading water, and feeling rather wet.
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My Christian Metal Website.........
Silence Is Madness
Three Things for a better life...
1 - Believe In Jesus.
2 - Love one another.
3 - Let God be the judge.
That is all I need to say.
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Staybrite
Number of posts : 23657
Age : 56
Localisation : Arizona Desert
Registration date : 2007-02-08
| | Subject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story. Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:08 pm | |
| Fortunately RockerVu2 happened along, and tossed DBF a live preserver.
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"I used to be indecisive.......... Now I'm not sure."
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Driven
Number of posts : 6210
Age : 106
Localisation : Sherbrooke, QC
Registration date : 2011-03-26
| | Subject: Re: The CHM Christmas Story. Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:18 pm | |
| DBF was most pleased, and swam to shore, still clutching some green beans. | |
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