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sabidoo

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PostSubject: Old story, new twist.....   Old story, new twist..... I_icon_minitimeWed Jun 20, 2007 12:37 pm

"The earth is wicked again. I'm going to flood it and start over," God told Noah. "Build another ark and save two of every living thing."

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard-but no boat.
"Where's the ark?" He roared "I'm about to start the rain."

"Yeah, things have changed," Noah said. "First, I needed a building permit. Then some group said it was inhumane to put the anilmals in such a close space. Then the E.P.A. halted construction to conduct an environmental impact study on the flood."

Suddenly, the clouds cleared and a rainbow stretched across the sky.
"You mean you're not going to detroy the world?" Noah asked.
"What's the point?" God said. "Looks like somebody beat me to it"
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PostSubject: Re: Old story, new twist.....   Old story, new twist..... I_icon_minitimeWed Jun 20, 2007 2:23 pm

Ha, good one. It's only funny because it's true.

Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Old story, new twist.....   Old story, new twist..... I_icon_minitimeWed Jun 20, 2007 4:28 pm

I should have changed the last line to "Looks like AL GORE beat me to it"
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PostSubject: Re: Old story, new twist.....   Old story, new twist..... I_icon_minitimeWed Jun 20, 2007 8:52 pm

If Al Gore would stop talking, we wouldn't have to worry about global warming.

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PostSubject: Re: Old story, new twist.....   Old story, new twist..... I_icon_minitimeThu Jun 21, 2007 9:07 am

I am not good in posts like this.
I assume they are for the real Americans like you all are.
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PostSubject: Re: Old story, new twist.....   Old story, new twist..... I_icon_minitimeThu Jun 21, 2007 2:34 pm

avdb11 wrote:
I am not good in posts like this.
I assume they are for the real Americans like you all are.

Don't worry, we are not as funny as we think we are, us "Real Americans"


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PostSubject: Re: Old story, new twist.....   Old story, new twist..... I_icon_minitimeThu Jun 21, 2007 3:02 pm

The same story for all the movies you can watch in the US.
A lot of movies aren't to watch here. Sad
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