CONTINUE this story... (Adventures of Mac & Rob)

Yep, we've done this before... but it's so darn funny !!  I start a "story" and stop at a crucial point, that's when the next person adds to the story another paragraph or sentence and stops theirs at a point where someone else can pick up, and so on.  (and remember, it's fantasy, don't worry about accuracy)

THE HAUNTED VOICE

     Mac and Rob had begun work on the current episode of the Anvil. All things had been going smoothly up until the 4th song of the show, Deliverance's "After Forever". Mac was using her new state-of-the-art speaker/headset that Rob had bought her for Christmas.  Mac's face began to go from enjoying the metal to incredible fear. In her ear piece, very quietly and with a spooky voice she heard...

"You left the oven on, again. And this time it's going to do more then add to the ol' heat bill, cupcake, because you think burned cheese is bad wait 'til you see..............

the rest of the apartment. It's burnt to the ground."

Perplexed and frightened by the voice in her headphones (due to the fact that she doesn't know anyone who calls her "Cupcake"), her immediate concern was for anyone else in the apartments and if they were harmed in the fire. She threw the headphones to the ground, looked out the window of her music studio to check how bad traffic was, only to realize...

…that she was in fact floating on a cloud. She exited the studio, walked out onto the cloud, and stepped to the edge. She could see her apartment building still fuming, and she could barely make out Rob's figure crawling out, convulsed in a fit of coughing. (They had been making the playlist by Facebook chat.) Forgetting she was on a cloud, Mac stepped off the cloud to help and…

Oh no I fell off the cloud 9

She yelled as she fell approximately 2000 yards to what she believed would be her death. As she was falling and gaining speed, she thought to herself, "Hey, I...

have bat wings. Spreading wide what used to be her arms she glided gently to the ground only to realize the ground had become a black, rubbery substance that seemed to have a tar like consistency that made moving quickly impossible.....

Just then, Rob swooped in, saving her from sinking in the tar-like substance and exclaimed "Isn't this GREAT Mac ?!? All this toxic sludge that spilled out of the apartment after it burned down - it's radioactive ! We've all got powers now ! I've taken the form of an Eagle and can fly !"
Mac put her head into her hands and with a sad sniff, said....

"I could really go for a pizza."

So she picked up the phone, an old school rotary and began long, arduous, laborious task of rotary dialing Pizza Planet when she heard in the receiver...

The number in which you dialed for pizza planet has changed. The new number is 585-RU-VEGAN. Mackenzie was devastated because her craving for cheese was not satisfied. While Rob had a spence of euphoria. Rob exclaimed...

"Where are my pants?"

Clearly a quandary of epic proportions, Rob pondered a moment before rummaging under the sink.

"Hey!" he exclaimed, "Just when you..."

think you know where the peppers are kept...

…it turns out they're…

in the dog food bag.  "I read on Rachael Ray's blog that Oprah said Dr. Oz recommends putting your peppers in an empty dog food bag to preserve freshness and really bring out their natural aromas."

"Oh Rob!  Don't you know...

y=mx+b?  In some countries they don't have an "mx" or a "b" which means there certainly ins't any "y"!"

After a period of mourning, Mac & Rob went....

Over to Christianhardmusic.com and saw this thread about the adventures of Mac & Rob. Mac thought it was hillarious; Rob not so much. Suddenly a bolt of lightening hit and...

Exploded the entire system that stores all the NiceBoard sites ! Everything was destroyed except CHM !
When Alldat turned the system back on, he realized all the threads had been safe... all except the thread that had the Adventures of Mac & Rob.
So the weird guy that keeps showing up on the thread named Guilty/Forgiven decided to begin a NEW adventure with someone else.

The END.

Whew

I must say that Mac & Rob are kinda weird.

Especially Rob

Hey I was enjoying the story!  It was a different Rob.... Right?

(um, yeh, I actually pulled the plug on this one as I was taking hints from Mac that perhaps I should ix-nay the ory-stay and start a new one -hahaa)

Rob was suffering from a condition called ix-nay from the lightening strike. The doctors asked Mac to sign for treatment. But Rob had a dnr.. Mac reluctantly said pull the plug, Rob Started turning blue. As they were going to call the undertaker Rob's color came back and then...

with massive convulsions, Rob's body began to change, stretch, and contort... after 3 minutes of this, it was silent in the room that the doctors and Mac had left him in when they ran away. When they slowly walked around the corner to see him, they all gasped at the same time when they saw....

Mac wrote:

Especially Rob