Dumb Kwestion of the Week #12

kerrick wrote:

My dad likes to say, "you're a pretty fart smeller" ..

I have a neighbor who really likes that one, I hear him saying it to the neighborhood kids quite often.

My step father used to say he would intimidate any boyfriend I brought home!

^At first I thought you said "imitate any boyfriend" you brought home hahaha.  I got this image of a girl bringing home a guy and the father figure copying everything he said, did, his mannerisms, etc.

 

When I was dating my wife my Dad would say, it's you're ball and chain, when she called.

Redeemed Fool wrote:

When I was dating my wife my Dad would say, it's you're ball and chain, when she called.

My wife and I were engaged for about 8 months, and my mother used to tell her "Are you sure you want to marry him, you know he's just going to turn out like every other man."

Rob was the only guy I dated that my step dad actually liked, however he would always say to me, "Tell that boy to get a haircut!"

Here we go with the hair again!

Hey he did cut it but I made him grow it long again!

Did he use the hair mask?

He won't let me do it for him