JIM WILLIS IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER.

It's true!  Jim "Guilty/Forgiven" Willis is literally the most awesomest, coolest, radical dude ever.  Now, this is old news to anyone who knows him, but you might be asking yourselves why I might be making this thread now?  Well, let me tell you.  The story starts some years ago during my first trip to Slovakia to meet my inlaws-to-be.  My now-wife and I visited a small little record shop in downtown Kosice that happens to specialize in heavy metal.  The owner there recommended me the Czech band Kreyson and I bought their stellar album Návrat krále and immediately fell in love with their tunes.  I have since tracked down all of their CDs... with the exception of one: their ever-elusive and exceedingly difficult album to find Zákon džungle.  I have searched high and low for it and never was able to find a copy available - at least for a halfway reasonable price.  What does this all have to do with Jim you might ask?  I'm glad you asked!  You see, because being totally awesome is Jim's forte, out of his kindness he took it upon himself to search for it himself and earlier this week informed me that he had found a copy and ordered it and today it arrived safely to my mailbox!  What a guy!!!  I am now cranking it loudly and loving every minute of it!  Thank you Jim!!!

And yet he still won't find me a winning Mega Millions lottery ticket.  I guess there are just some things he can't do. 

In all seriousness I couldn't agree with you more, he is an absolutely fantastic and generous guy.

Jim's all right.  He can stay.

Shh, you're gonna ruin my reputation 

Guilty/Forgiven wrote:

Shh, you're gonna ruin my reputation 

No in fact Jim is VERY RUDE and disrespectful. Just look at his avatar. Laughing like that. And appears to be LAYING ON RECORDS! Then notice his right hand. He looks like he is holding some type of stabbing weapon and pointing it right at us. As if to say "Hahahahaha these records are mine all mine and you can't have any! Now GET OFFA MY LAWN!". I'm on to him.

MikeInFla wrote:

Guilty/Forgiven wrote:

Shh, you're gonna ruin my reputation 

No in fact Jim is VERY RUDE and disrespectful. Just look at his avatar. Laughing like that. And appears to be LAYING ON RECORDS! Then notice his right hand. He looks like he is holding some type of stabbing weapon and pointing it right at us. As if to say "Hahahahaha these records are mine all mine and you can't have any! Now GET OFFA MY LAWN!". I'm on to him.

It is just a cover, Mike.  He secretly replaces all those records with polka.  He wants us to think he is cool, but deep down he has a polka addiction and refuses to get help.  His poor wife....

I heard there's a pic of him making the ok sign in when he was in H.S., which we now know is the white supremist sign.

I've heard that he's Wiccan. 

Now that's a funny pic right there!

(my apologies to Kerrick for this thread going SO South SO fast) 

Staybrite wrote:

And yet he still won't find me a winning Mega Millions lottery ticket.  I guess there are just some things he can't do. 

In all seriousness I couldn't agree with you more, he is an absolutely fantastic and generous guy.

Hey now, he found a copy of Zákon džungle which has roughly the same probability as winning the lotto so I wouldn't give up yet!

Guilty/Forgiven wrote:

That's me: A very rude Wiccan white supremacist that loves Polka

  New avatar material right there!!!

Guilty/Forgiven wrote:

(my apologies to Kerrick for this thread going SO South SO fast) 

Ha, there was no chance in heck that this thread WOULDN'T go south, though admittedly I never could've foreseen this...  

kerrick wrote:

Staybrite wrote:

And yet he still won't find me a winning Mega Millions lottery ticket.  I guess there are just some things he can't do. 

In all seriousness I couldn't agree with you more, he is an absolutely fantastic and generous guy.

Hey now, he found a copy of Zákon džungle which has roughly the same probability as winning the lotto so I wouldn't give up yet!

Alright, I'll give him another few weeks.

How do you know that there is a literal Heck?  Perhaps there is only an eternal Gosh Darnit or perhaps only a Dadblasted?  You Reformed dudes have some strange teachings!

alldatndensum wrote:

How do you know that there is a literal Heck?  Perhaps there is only an eternal Gosh Darnit or perhaps only a Dadblasted?  You Reformed dudes have some strange teachings!

Well, be it Heck, Gosh Darnit, or something else, just be glad you were predestined to not go there!  

kerrick wrote:

alldatndensum wrote:

How do you know that there is a literal Heck?  Perhaps there is only an eternal Gosh Darnit or perhaps only a Dadblasted?  You Reformed dudes have some strange teachings!

Well, be it Heck, Gosh Darnit, or something else, just be glad you were predestined to not go there!  

Ok guys this is starting to look like a religious debate and we don't allow that here at the CM...Oh wait....wrong forum....never mind...continue