Funny Things In Album Booklets

I always prefer to purchase CDs/physical media when I can because I really like having the booklets, lyrics, thank-you notes, etc.  And every once in a while there are pretty funny things I come across when reading the booklets - sometimes intentional, sometimes not.  What are some fun/funny things you've found in the booklets?

One example is that in the 20 Years Of Kreyson's thank-you notes, it says, "tady chybi tecka" which means "missing dash here."  Oops!     Because it's in Czech and the CD was released on an American label with all notes in English, I could see how that'd happen.  Nonetheless, it's kinda funny.

Another thing that made me chuckle was in Slechtvalk's album A Forlorn Throne, their member Ohtar thanks a bunch of people and then "beer in general."   :drunken:

[I also posted this on CMR so sorry for the repeat for those who double-dip! ]

The sleeve on Bloodgood's Detonaton album thanks Corrie's Slug & Snail Death.

I get that. I might thank the makers of my fly swatter on my next album. I've been tormented by a fly all morning, buzzing around my head (my mic picks up everything) and then disappearing whenever the zapper came out. Finally got it though. "This album is brought to you by Handy Innovations Fly Zapper Racket..."

Another fine recording from Zapping Flies Studios.

Ha, yeah...where buzzing does not mean I got the wiring wrong

While not Christian albums, Twisted Sister used to always say something about wanting an endorsement from Vidal Sassoon hair products.  When "Love Is For Suckers" came out, they said something about Vidal having lost their chance.  I always thought that was funny.

HAIR!!!!!!