Missing the obvious

Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent, and are asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes his faithful friend.

"Kemosabe, look up and tell me what you see."
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Kemosabe, Dumb Hoss, someone has stolen our tent."

See, that's one of them there "time jokes".......Laugh when you have time.

I actually thought the Gary Larson cartoon was much funnier than the joke, so I posted them together. Hopefully he won't sue me.

He won't sue. He was against silly lawsuits.

LOL

apologetixfreak wrote:

He won't sue. He was against silly lawsuits.

That is good to hear, besides he wouldn't get much from me anyway. Kinda hard to squeeze blood from a stone.