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PostSubject: Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble   Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble I_icon_minitimeSat Jan 01, 2011 9:33 am

10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full KISS makeup

7. When you criticize him, he yells "Thou sucketh!"

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy"

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."

4. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks

3. He uses the expression "Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening."

2. Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards

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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble   Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble I_icon_minitimeSat Jan 01, 2011 1:55 pm

Now that is funny!

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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble   Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble I_icon_minitimeSat Jan 01, 2011 3:17 pm

Bahahaha!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble   Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble I_icon_minitimeSat Jan 01, 2011 3:25 pm

I have a cool Amish story to tell. Can I have permission to tell it here? Wink Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble   Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble I_icon_minitimeSat Jan 01, 2011 9:47 pm

Is it vulgar? If it is, then no. lol!

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