FOR STAYBRITE!!!!

Have a happy birthday, old man! Please don't light all those candles on your cake as you will have a major fire hazard!


I can't wait to see what sabidoo puts together for this blessed day!

Thanks brother. I think I will pass on the birthday candles......I'm not sure my insurance will pay out if I set my own house on fire.

Happy Birthday !!!

Be sure to enjoy your day playing hooky from work.

Happy birthday Gary.

Look what Chris, Fundy Michael and I created for your birthday

Thanks guys, you rock.

LET THE PARTY BEGIN.....

Directions:

1. Click the link below.
2. Press PLAY
3. Return to this page and see the new lyrics.
4. Figure out how to kill me after the laughter stops.


CLICK HERE OLD MAN
























OLD man, there's no need to feel down
I said, OLD man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, OLD man, when your old car breaks down
There's no need to be unhappy

OLD man, there's a place you can go
I said, OLD man, when your car needs a tow
You can't stay there, 'cause you don't like the snow
Many ways for you to get home

Chorus
You can go to the OLD MAN C-A
It's fun to go to the OLD MAN C-A
They have everything for OLD men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
You can go to the OLD MAN C-A
It's fun to go to the OLD MAN C-A
You can get yourself food, make your life seem right
While you wait for your angry wife

OLD man, are you listenin' to me?
I said, OLD man where do you wanna be?
I said, OLD man, it is time you went home
But you're WAY too OLD to walk there

OLD men can't do it all by themselves
I said, OLD men, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to the OLD MAN C-A
I'm sure they can help you today

Chorus
You can go to the OLD MAN C-A
It's fun to go to the OLD MAN C-A
They have everything for OLD men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
You can go to the OLD MAN C-A
It's fun to go to the OLD MAN C-A
You can get yourself food, make your life seem right
While you wait for your angry wife

OLD man, I was once in your shoes
I said, I was down and out with the blues
'Cause my old car, was broken down just like yours
I felt the whole world had no cures

Just then, while you were well on your way
That you realized, tomorrow was your birthday
Older even, than the great sabidoo
Made you want to eat hot dog poo

CHORUS 2
We want to say to you HAPPY BIRTHDAY
You're 43 on this cold, snowy day
You are everything that OLD men want to be
But your car needs a new tranny
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HAPPY BIRTHDAY
We want to say to you HAPPY BIRTHDAY
happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you....

lol@sabidoo

Happy Birthday day, Gary, hope you had a brilliant day.

Fundy

After reading that, I see that sabidoo really needs professional help.

It brought a smile on my face to read the birthday greetings from sabidoo.
Chris, he's your brother, maybe a couple of geocaches in the sunny south of California will do sabidoo good.

For the song, of course the CHM-Band will play this song live for you gary when we have our second reunion next year.
I hope Guilty/Forgiven will make a pic of this special gig for the other CHM members.

Sabidoo that was hilarious, you had my whole family laughing.
Not sure I have ever had someone write me a song for my birthday....definately cool.


And thanks everyone else for the birthday wishes I had a nice, relaxing, uneventful day. It was great.

Wow, an entire song written for Staybrite !! There's definitely some serious love there.

That song may actually take some years off of Gary's life