Really Dumb Joke

Ok but I warned you.......


A husband and wife were arguing about who should make the coffee in the morning. The wife claimed that her husband should make the coffee since he is the first one out of bed. The husband replied that she should make the coffee since she is in charge of all the cooking and that is “her job”. The wife insisted that her husband make the morning coffee and told him that according the bible it is “his job”. The husband (getting indignant now) tells his wife that he doesn’t believe it, and makes her show him “where in the bible it is written that the man must make the coffee”. The wife opens up her bible and sure enough, at the top of several pages in the New Testament it indeed says “HEBREWS”.

I got this one from my wife today:

Quote :

Thought you'd be interested in know that Tennessee was
ahead of the curve .........

Copper wire:

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York Scientists found traces of copper wire dating back
100 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a
depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, A
story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists, finding of 200
year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers"

One week later. A local newspaper in Tennessee reported the
following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Cookeville,
Tennessee, Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist reported that he found
absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years
ago, Tennessee had already gone wireless".

Just makes you proud to be from Tennessee!

Now your (or should I say your wife's) joke is actually funny.