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sabidoo
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Age : 56
Localisation : Carthage, TN
Registration date : 2007-04-28
 |  Subject: American Celebrity Dies from Swine Flu  Sat May 16, 2009 1:01 pm | |
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Guilty/Forgiven
Number of posts : 9986
Age : 54
Localisation : Yucca Valley, CA
Registration date : 2007-05-18
| | Subject: Re: American Celebrity Dies from Swine Flu Sun May 17, 2009 12:49 am | |
| At last ! We now know who the Host is ! | |
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Staybrite
Number of posts : 23657
Age : 56
Localisation : Arizona Desert
Registration date : 2007-02-08
| | Subject: Re: American Celebrity Dies from Swine Flu Sun May 17, 2009 12:57 pm | |
| Oh my! Nobody is safe from this terrible plauge!!!!! 
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"I used to be indecisive.......... Now I'm not sure."
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Guilty/Forgiven
Number of posts : 9986
Age : 54
Localisation : Yucca Valley, CA
Registration date : 2007-05-18
| | Subject: Re: American Celebrity Dies from Swine Flu Sun May 17, 2009 8:35 pm | |
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News reports are coming in everywhere regarding this celebrity croaking:
ASPCA Weekly:
"Mr Kermit had a restraining order against Miss P due to domestic violence. She crossed that order in an attempt to win him back. Upon surprising Kermit at his favorite Pad, she discovered him with Shelly, the daughter of the famous Lochness Nellie. After a heated arguement, the signature 'hiyyyy-ahh!' was heard by Shelly, who rushed him to the vet for treatment. He succumbed to his injury after a 3 day struggle...."
"...possible homicide charges against Miss P as she was aware of her communicable disease at the time she struck Mr Kermet. The autopsy shows a bloody wound caused by a cloven hoof across his chest. Toxicology showed the presence of Swine Flu in mr TheFrog"
P.I.G. magazine:
"Miss Piggy referred to as 'swine' in tabloids to sue for libel"
Celeb Delicacy Quarterly:
"Since Kermy's license says 'Donor', there are many Beverly Hills restaraunts bidding on his legs"
NY Times:
"As a Nation mourns, they put the last ribbet in his coffin this morning"
Anyone else see any good headlines or stories on this great entertainer ? | |
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Guilty/Forgiven
Number of posts : 9986
Age : 54
Localisation : Yucca Valley, CA
Registration date : 2007-05-18
| | Subject: Re: American Celebrity Dies from Swine Flu Sun May 17, 2009 8:43 pm | |
| Tabloids are referring to Miss Piggy as "One Bad Pig". The album "Swine Flew" to be re-released with all proceeds going to the Kermit foundation. | |
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alldatndensum
Admin
Number of posts : 23649
Age : 55
Localisation : Tennessee
Registration date : 2007-01-30
| | Subject: Re: American Celebrity Dies from Swine Flu Mon May 18, 2009 8:49 am | |
| Now that right there's funny--I don't care who you are! _________________ I might have decided, or maybe not, that I should or shouldn't, depending on the issue or non-issue, to possibly share or not share, any thoughts, opinions, or facts (that might not be deemed factual by some), due to possible fear of any misinterpretation or retribution. https://christianhardmusic.niceboard.com/ | |
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rockerVu2
Number of posts : 16645
Age : 95
Registration date : 2007-02-09
| | Subject: Re: American Celebrity Dies from Swine Flu Mon May 18, 2009 10:37 am | |
| Ohhh that poor Kermie.
I just thought to find a cool Kermie avatar. | |
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Staybrite
Number of posts : 23657
Age : 56
Localisation : Arizona Desert
Registration date : 2007-02-08
| | Subject: Re: American Celebrity Dies from Swine Flu Mon May 18, 2009 3:33 pm | |
| - Guilty/Forgiven wrote:
Celeb Delicacy Quarterly:
"Since Kermy's license says 'Donor', there are many Beverly Hills restaraunts bidding on his legs"
Trying hard not to pee my pants!!
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"I used to be indecisive.......... Now I'm not sure."
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