This or That... DEATH edition

Pirates… less scary to me

Decapitation or gallows?

Hahahaha this thread is terrible[ly awesome].  Decapitation for sure; way more epic.

Stopping a school shooting but getting shot/killed (instantly) in the process or saving a drowning baby from a great white shark who eats you?  (Thought I'd throw a little glory/purpose to dying!)

On a semi-related note, I was telling a friend a strange experience I had (have) with streetlamps turning off as I walk under them and as we were walking and talking about that, it happened.  She turned to me and said, "Kerrick, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but you're going to die an epic death."  My reply was, "I hope so!"  Haha I hope I don't die for a while but I really don't want to leave this world by some boring means... so either of my options I'd be content with.  

School shooting for sure. I do NOT want to get gnawed on.

Dying a slow painful AIDS death

OR

Being kidnapped and eaten by a Jeffery Dahmer type person


hehehehe 

OK, this thread is just too weird.  But I have to contribute...

So I imagine I will end up going as a result of the actions of some crazed, looney music fan that does not like one of my reviews.  As a matter of fact, whenever I stop by the post office to check the Angelic Warlord post office box, I always get this creepy feeling that someone is there waiting for me...

Dynamis wrote:

OK, this thread is just too weird.  But I have to contribute...

So I imagine I will end up going as a result of the actions of some crazed, looney music fan that does not like one of my reviews.  As a matter of fact, whenever I stop by the post office to check the Angelic Warlord post office box, I always get this creepy feeling that someone is there waiting for me...

 Choose...thou must choose one of the ways I proposed...

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Choose...thou must choose one of the ways I proposed...

I do not like spiders- so the worst way to go would be from a nasty spider bite!

kerrick wrote:

Hahahaha this thread is terrible[ly awesome].  Decapitation for sure; way more epic.

Stopping a school shooting but getting shot/killed (instantly) in the process or saving a drowning baby from a great white shark who eats you?  (Thought I'd throw a little glory/purpose to dying!)

On a semi-related note, I was telling a friend a strange experience I had (have) with streetlamps turning off as I walk under them and as we were walking and talking about that, it happened.  She turned to me and said, "Kerrick, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but you're going to die an epic death."  My reply was, "I hope so!"  Haha I hope I don't die for a while but I really don't want to leave this world by some boring means... so either of my options I'd be content with.  

And back to the thread... 

School shooting for sure. I do NOT want to get gnawed on.

Dying a slow painful AIDS death

OR

Being kidnapped and eaten by a Jeffery Dahmer type person

Way to bring it back.   

Dahmer.  It's all part of the circle of life man!   

Getting bitten by a vampire, turning into one, then getting your coffin opened up in daylight and burning up... OR getting bitten by a werewolf, going on a vicious rampage through the forest one full moon only to get shot by a silver bullet?

Ahh, I see this morbid thread has been resurrected.  Just when i thought it was dead and buried. 

Resurrected isn't an option staybrite, at least not until later on... Sheesh, read your Bible, won't ya?

Hmm... probably martyrdom.

Hahaha well I don't think the point of this thread was to be realistic...  As for Twilight, I can proudly say I've never read a book or seen a movie of it!  I was thinking more along the lines of The Lost Boys and American Werewolf In London but that's ok...

Having a parasitic worm eat your stomach OR getting your feet set in concrete then thrown off the pier by mobsters?

This death threat is alive and kicking.

Wow Kerrick...both ways would suck....

I choose sleeping with the fishes. ..

How about....

Having Hannibal Lecter cut your brain out piece by piece ..cook it..and feed it to you. Like he did to Ray Liotta (i think that was who)

Or

Being buried in sand up to your chin and left in the desert.

I hate dealing with people.. especially psycho freaks.
So I'm gonna hafta say left in the desert. Reason? Before I die, I'd have hours to spend time with Jesus and chat about everything. In fact, that's not a bad way to go  

In keeping with the morbid idea of being buried to your neck, let's bring some Creepshow concepts out:

Being buried to your neck at low tide, and watching the tide slowly come in over night until the water is too deep over your head ?
OR
Being locked in a room with no way out and having millions of cockroaches feed on you until death.

(God this is sick !)

Good point on your answer ...

I would pick high tide...

Strapped to a chair with a slowly lowering pendulum ready to slice you in half (ala Poe)

or

Death by Iron Maiden (the torture device, not the band)

MAIDEN!!!



Actually, from seeing one of those up close (as pictured above)... I'd have to go with The Pit And The Pendulum for that one...  (Anyone ever see the old Vincent Price flick about that?)

Having a tornado picking you up and dropping you from hundreds of feet up after being pummeled with debris OR a tsunami wave sweeping you away into the ocean where you drown after getting dragged across rocks and stuff?

I'd rather be beat to death than drown any day.

Alright, if it's gruesome you want...

Being skinned to death
or
Being boiled to death

@Kerrick..yeah..the Price movie was actually made me think of it..GREAT movie