Jeff Foxworthy anyone???

Yes, APFreak I think you have just penned an instant classic.
Absolutely hilarious, You win for most ingenious post.

Yes, give him his smokeless ashtray and authentic Harold the Wonder Possum commemorative coasters!

Apologetix, this is abosolute hilarious.
I think Harold is the first possom with an own song.
I would love to read the continue.
I'm crylaughing too.

I've been listening to ApologetiX too much.

I'm glad you guys enjoyed that, I was inspired... the song's not finished yet though... Sabidoo's gotta get that little sucker and we'll see how the song ends.

apologetixfreak wrote:

I've been listening to ApologetiX too much.

I'm glad you guys enjoyed that, I was inspired... the song's not finished yet though... Sabidoo's gotta get that little sucker and we'll see how the song ends.

If he fails to show this weekend, I will go buy a possum just so I can shoot it and get the remainder of the song..lol

wow that is FUNNY i about laughed my head of . well not realy but you get the piont

drums wrote:

Wow, that is FUNNY! I about laughed my head off. Well, not really, but you get the point.

*FIXED
(Nothing like home schooling to retard ones brain.)

LOL

Maybe the possom and sabido can sing the song together.

Sabidoo wrote (in perfect English):

Quote :

The other truckers in this truckstop are looking at me like I am weirder than normal.

Nahhh, they we're telling each other "oh, don't mind him, he's just that guy that sees Possums everywhere"

I don't know why Sabidoo wants to kill Harold. Does this look menacing to you?





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Did the big ol' bad possum scare Sabidoo?

Found some bad news on a government website for you, Sabidoo:

Quote :

Possums are protected under the Nature Conservation Act 1980 and it is illegal for an unauthorised person to trap or harm them. Trapping, removing or killing a possum without a licence carries severe penalties.

It seems sabidoo has to accept Harold as pet since Harold is protect by the law.
No .28 for Harold anymore.
But a nice place inside sabidoo's house with all kinds of cool threads for him to eat.
What a life Harold will have now.

Looks like rules are made to be broken by SABIDOO yet again...LOL

is your avatar representing a Johnny Depp favor, or do you have a bunch of "free" music ?

No, Sabidoo is one of the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!

Quote :

Pa Grape, Mr. Lunt, Larry:
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you
We don't don anything

Pa Grape:
Well I've never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul
And I've never been Moscow
And I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been Boston in the fall

Chorus w/ Pa Grape, Mr. Lunt, and Larry

Mr. Lunt:
And I've never hoist the mainstay
And I've never swabbed the poopdeck
And I've never veer to starboard 'cause I never sail at all
And I've never walked the gangplank
And I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

Chorus

Larry:
Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

Pa Grape: Huh? What are you talkin' about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?
Mr. Lunt: Hey, that's right. We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things.
Larry: Oh!
Pa Grape: And whose ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?
Mr. Lunt: I think you look like Cap'n Crunch.
Pa Grape: Huh? No, I don't.
Mr. Lunt: Do too.
Pa Grape: Do not.
Mr. Lunt: You're making me hungry.
Pa Grape: That's it. You're walking the plank.
Mr. Lunt: Says who?
Pa Grape: Says the Cap'n, that's who.
Mr. Lunt: Oh yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch! hehehehe
Pa Grape: Argh!
Mr. Lunt: Yipes!

Larry:
And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stink bug
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt
And I don't look good in leggings

Pa Grape: You just don't get it.

Pa Grape, Mr. Lunt, and Larry:
And we've never been to Boston in the fall

Pa Grape: Pass the chips! Whose got the remote control?
Larry: Here it is!
Mr. Lunt: Time for Geraldo!
Pa Grape: It's definitely time for Dragnet.
Mr. Lunt: Oh, I don't like this show.
Larry: Hey, look! I found a quarter!

I LOVE THAT SONG !

Course, in this thread the part that says

Quote :

And I've never kissed a chipmunk

should say And I've never kissed a Possum

Gotta love the Pirates who don't do anything.

♪ ♫ And if they ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you......We don't do anything ♫ ♪

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I've never heard "The Pirate "song, is there to find online something so I can listen to this song too?

But ... kissing a possom. awww I won't survive that.

Here you go Vonnie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxLza2Lq1-g

IT'S A DADGUM ZOO AROUND HERE.

Not only do I have Harold to contend with, but now there is another critter here.

Back up a little. When I bought this house last year, I found out FAST that there was both a snake and a squirrel living in my ceiling. Then came Harold.

Today, I was washing dishes and sitting outside my kitchen window was a whistle pig, intent on watching my every move. Any wagers on him coming inside too?

I can't wait to see what's next.....

I'm betting you get a family of skunks.

alldatndensum wrote:

I'm betting you get a family of skunks.

And I hope you get zits...right in the crack of your a....OOOOOPS, forgot which board I was on.


hehehe