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Subject: Re: Big (Little) News Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:20 am
All at once?!? Tell me you got a picture of that at least!!! I've seen some pretty hilarious compilations of photos of failed baby/parents photo shoots... but it sounds like that one might just win.
kerrick
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Subject: Re: Big (Little) News Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:47 am
The Pooper
You'll take my diaper but I'll fill it first! You'll think you're done, but there's another burst. So when you're waiting for the next big load, You won't be ready, 'cause this one will explode.
The noises sound, the pooping begins, But on this changing table, no one wins. The smell of dirty diaper to you I bless, As you plunge into this big mess.
OoOoOoOoooooooooooooooooh!
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Subject: Re: Big (Little) News Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:51 am
Staybrite
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Subject: Re: Big (Little) News Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:55 pm
Oh man that is hilarious!!
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Subject: Re: Big (Little) News Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:40 pm
WINNAH!!!!
kerrick
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Subject: Re: Big (Little) News Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:12 pm
I thought you folks would appreciate. Gary, thank you for the recommendation!
My friend also got her a onesie that says (in quasi-readable "black metal" font), "I listen to black metal with my daddy" hahahaha. Next time we put her in that, I'll try to snap a few photos.
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Subject: Re: Big (Little) News Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:53 pm
kerrick wrote:
I thought you folks would appreciate. Gary, thank you for the recommendation!
I don't remember it being me that recommended it to you...maybe I did. I'm getting old. Maybe I need a onsie that says "The Old Pooper".
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kerrick
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Subject: Re: Big (Little) News Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:58 pm
Oh whoops, for some reason I had in my mind that you had mentioned it! Maybe we had joked about it prior to this thread or I'M the one who should be the old pooper!
Anyways, thanks MIKE for the recommendation.
rockerVu2
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Subject: Re: Big (Little) News Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:21 am
This is hilarious.
kerrick
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Baby girl #2 due this March! I told my wife I'm gonna need a special allowance for buying manly things like guns and beer to offset all the femininity in our house hahahaha...
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Baby girl #2 due this March! I told my wife I'm gonna need a special allowance for buying manly things like guns and beer to offset all the femininity in our house hahahaha...
Congratulations!
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kerrick
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Hahaha yes! Actually, we have been shopping for a different holster for my wife so she'll carry more. (Women's clothing makes carrying concealed very difficult...) But maybe we'll get a matching set of pink-camo AR's for the daughters once they're old enough.
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They do make holsters that fit inside of a purse so that she can carry concealed. Perhaps you could look into that.
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That is a consideration... though with a toddler and another baby on the way, we've both got our hands full (literally and figuratively) so adding another thing that would have to be carried separately and possibly set down out of immediate reach isn't ideal. I also worry about theft. That being said, I may start shopping for a "tactical" diaper bag hahahaha.
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Subject: Re: Big (Little) News Fri Sep 18, 2020 8:15 am
Congratulations! Now, go get a man cave!
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Subject: Re: Big (Little) News 
Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:20 am
Gary, thank you for the recommendation!
