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kerrick

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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeThu Sep 20, 2018 9:20 am

All at once?!?  Tell me you got a picture of that at least!!!  I've seen some pretty hilarious compilations of photos of failed baby/parents photo shoots... but it sounds like that one might just win.
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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeMon Oct 08, 2018 10:47 am

The Pooper

You'll take my diaper but I'll fill it first!
You'll think you're done, but there's another burst.
So when you're waiting for the next big load,
You won't be ready, 'cause this one will explode.


The noises sound, the pooping begins,
But on this changing table, no one wins.
The smell of dirty diaper to you I bless,
As you plunge into this big mess.


OoOoOoOoooooooooooooooooh!

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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeMon Oct 08, 2018 10:51 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeMon Oct 08, 2018 12:55 pm

Oh man that is hilarious!!

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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeMon Oct 08, 2018 2:40 pm

WINNAH!!!!  cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeTue Oct 09, 2018 12:12 pm

I thought you folks would appreciate.   Cool  Gary, thank you for the recommendation!

My friend also got her a onesie that says (in quasi-readable "black metal" font), "I listen to black metal with my daddy" hahahaha.  Next time we put her in that, I'll try to snap a few photos.
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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeTue Oct 09, 2018 2:53 pm

kerrick wrote:
I thought you folks would appreciate.   Cool  Gary, thank you for the recommendation!

I don't remember it being me that recommended it to you...maybe I did.  I'm getting old.  Maybe I need a onsie that says "The Old Pooper".

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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeTue Oct 09, 2018 2:58 pm

Oh whoops, for some reason I had in my mind that you had mentioned it!  Maybe we had joked about it prior to this thread or I'M the one who should be the old pooper!

Anyways, thanks MIKE for the recommendation.
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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeWed Oct 10, 2018 7:21 am

This is hilarious. lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeMon Sep 14, 2020 4:30 pm

Baby girl #2 due this March! I told my wife I'm gonna need a special allowance for buying manly things like guns and beer to offset all the femininity in our house hahahaha...
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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeMon Sep 14, 2020 5:58 pm

We have three girls, all grown now, somehow I survived. Get some cowboy boots and start packing, it will help.

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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeMon Sep 14, 2020 7:07 pm

kerrick wrote:
Baby girl #2 due this March!  I told my wife I'm gonna need a special allowance for buying manly things like guns and beer to offset all the femininity in our house hahahaha...

Congratulations!

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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeMon Sep 14, 2020 10:04 pm

Black Rider wrote:
We have three girls, all grown now, somehow I survived. Get some cowboy boots and start packing, it will help.

Ha! Well I don't think I could ever pull off wearing cowboy boots, though I do carry every day. Cool

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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeTue Sep 15, 2020 1:54 pm

Absolutely fantastic news!!!  Congrats to you and Mrs. Kerrick

Now, you will have to talk the wife into getting two of these!

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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeTue Sep 15, 2020 2:06 pm

lol!

Hahaha yes! Actually, we have been shopping for a different holster for my wife so she'll carry more. (Women's clothing makes carrying concealed very difficult...) But maybe we'll get a matching set of pink-camo AR's for the daughters once they're old enough. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeTue Sep 15, 2020 6:02 pm

They do make holsters that fit inside of a purse so that she can carry concealed.  Perhaps you could look into that.

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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeWed Sep 16, 2020 1:53 pm

That is a consideration... though with a toddler and another baby on the way, we've both got our hands full (literally and figuratively) so adding another thing that would have to be carried separately and possibly set down out of immediate reach isn't ideal. I also worry about theft. That being said, I may start shopping for a "tactical" diaper bag hahahaha. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Big (Little) News   Big (Little) News - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeFri Sep 18, 2020 8:15 am

Congratulations!  Now, go get a man cave!

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