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PostSubject: "RIP Kirk Cobain"   "RIP Kirk Cobain" I_icon_minitimeWed Sep 02, 2015 1:31 pm

A while back I became Facebook friends with the lead singer of Fort Wayne based Christian horror punk band Grave Robber. Someone shared this on his timeline earlier and I figured everyone here would get a good laugh out of it as well.

https://www.facebook.com/christiansagainstdrugsofficial/photos/a.1643465215887178.1073741827.1643444419222591/1682283882005311/?type=1&pnref=story

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I have often preached the dangers of heavy metal music. For those of you who are new to this page, the following sermon is a textbook example of the dangers of Beelzebub's beats!!

Kirk Cobain (the handsome blonde pictured below with his band 'Nirvana') was an intelligent, talented young man, with his whole life ahead of him. But then Kirk discovered metal...

First he just listened to it once or twice a month with his friends. But it wasn't long before he was listening to metal rock alone, for hours each and every day. Within weeks, he was mugging elderly disabled people to pay for Aussie Osborne concert tickets, Judith Priest merchandise, and Dimbag Darren CDs. Eventually, he even started his own metal band....!!

By this stage, his metal addiction was out of control. Unfortunately, metal is a gateway drug, and leads to the abuse of hard drugs such as marijuanas. Sadly, Cobain became a notorious reefer addict. The depressing lyrics and violent guitar riffs of the metal music lead Kirk to become extremely depressed. Ultimately, he took his own life because of metal.

Do YOU want to end up like Kirk? Dead and addicted to drugs? If the answer is no, then I urge you to give up metal today.

I have even invented a useful "hashword" to help you all commit to your new healthy lifestyle: be #MetalCleanIn2015

May the Lord bless and keep you. - Margaret
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PostSubject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain"   "RIP Kirk Cobain" I_icon_minitimeWed Sep 02, 2015 1:35 pm

Upon further investigation it appears this page is intended to be a joke rather than serious... At least I hope it is. Nobody can be that nuts...
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PostSubject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain"   "RIP Kirk Cobain" I_icon_minitimeWed Sep 02, 2015 1:46 pm

Hahahaha that is hilarious!  Yes, definitely intentionally a joke.  I may have to repost that...
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PostSubject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain"   "RIP Kirk Cobain" I_icon_minitimeWed Sep 02, 2015 3:42 pm

Silly!  Judith Priest played a tambourine and yodeled.  What a great ol' gal!
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PostSubject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain"   "RIP Kirk Cobain" I_icon_minitimeWed Sep 02, 2015 4:29 pm

Whew. I'm glad it was a joke. I was getting worried. XD
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PostSubject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain"   "RIP Kirk Cobain" I_icon_minitimeThu Sep 03, 2015 6:27 am

haha! Haven't seen Wretched on any message board in a long time I know he used to frequent a few of the forums and it would be nice to see him make another appearance.
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PostSubject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain"   "RIP Kirk Cobain" I_icon_minitimeThu Sep 03, 2015 9:22 am

That's funny. At first I was like "Kirk? That's a silly typo..." Then I read the OP.
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PostSubject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain"   "RIP Kirk Cobain" I_icon_minitimeThu Sep 03, 2015 2:45 pm

Kirk Cobain....the slightly less talented cousin of Kurt.  He finally gave up all hope of being a real musician and joined the band Nickelback.

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"I used to be indecisive.......... Now I'm not sure."
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PostSubject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain"   "RIP Kirk Cobain" I_icon_minitimeFri Sep 04, 2015 8:44 am

Yikes...that is all.
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PostSubject: Re: "RIP Kirk Cobain"   "RIP Kirk Cobain" I_icon_minitimeFri Sep 04, 2015 4:19 pm

scratch   lol!
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