BearDad
Number of posts : 2126 Localisation : Huron, SD Registration date : 2013-05-01
| Subject: Men versus women Fri Jun 26, 2015 9:28 pm | |
| Take note, single folks ... especially men!
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
- Married men live longer than single men – but married men are a lot more willing to die.
- Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.
- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
- There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before marriage & after marriage...
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Staybrite
Number of posts : 23657 Age : 56 Localisation : Arizona Desert Registration date : 2007-02-08
| Subject: Re: Men versus women Fri Jun 26, 2015 9:48 pm | |
| Yep, pretty much spot on there! _________________ "I used to be indecisive.......... Now I'm not sure."
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Xid
Number of posts : 5588 Age : 55 Localisation : Knoxville, TN Registration date : 2014-03-12
| Subject: Re: Men versus women Fri Jun 26, 2015 10:37 pm | |
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xenonlion
Number of posts : 1689 Age : 26 Registration date : 2013-08-19
| Subject: Re: Men versus women Sat Jun 27, 2015 5:39 am | |
| These don't apply to me very well. | |
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alldatndensum Admin
Number of posts : 23649 Age : 55 Localisation : Tennessee Registration date : 2007-01-30
| Subject: Re: Men versus women Sat Jun 27, 2015 8:32 am | |
| You should add this:
When a man argues with his wife, he should ask himself this question, "Do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy?"
After 27 years of marriage, I am a happy, happy man! Happy wife, happy life! _________________ I might have decided, or maybe not, that I should or shouldn't, depending on the issue or non-issue, to possibly share or not share, any thoughts, opinions, or facts (that might not be deemed factual by some), due to possible fear of any misinterpretation or retribution. https://christianhardmusic.niceboard.com/ | |
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BearDad
Number of posts : 2126 Localisation : Huron, SD Registration date : 2013-05-01
| Subject: Re: Men versus women Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:06 am | |
| - xenonlion wrote:
- These don't apply to me very well.
They will some day! | |
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BearDad
Number of posts : 2126 Localisation : Huron, SD Registration date : 2013-05-01
| Subject: Re: Men versus women Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:07 am | |
| 11 . A man is typically happy with only a little, a woman is typically only happy with a little. | |
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