The FINAL Finished Flag

The Story
Behind The Flag




Once upon a time, in a
land forgotten by time and political correctness, there arose two
minds of one accord. These minds, destined to remain separated by
the UN-civil war and the Mason-Dixon line, eventually came together
and made an ass of themselves.




SABIDOO, a retired
professional drummer and multi geographical transportation engineer
(truck driver), has made a life out of being hateful to those around
him. With his conservative values in tow, he wastes countless hours
in thought, occasionally coming up with something funny.

Occasionally, he will be
asked by those around him why he is laughing so hard. His usual
reply is that he just told himself a joke. Once, a fellow driver
asked him how it could be funny if he already knew the punchline.
Sabidoo replied, “It was funny because I hadn't heard it in a
while”.




CREATIVE SUPER GENIUS, at
his wifes beck and call, is your run-of-the-mill starving artist.
All 450 pounds of him! When not busy as an IT Analyst, he draws,
paints, does photoshop pics and answers to the name 'House Boy'. A
competent provider for his family, but lacking a working brain, he
struggles to find comedy in his typical mid-western life.




The Mind
Collision




Glenn Beck, host of the
third most listened to and #1 most hated talk show in America is the
force that brought these minds together. They met as members of the
Glenn Beck Insiders Forum. The Insiders, mostly pathetic losers with
too much time on their hands and NO friends, keep MR. Beck in the lap
of luxury by wasting thousands of dollars on his stage shows, books
and audio C.D.'s. Once financial ruin overtook these two minds, they
turned to each other for support.


Nearing bankruptcy and
considering suicide, these two finally hit upon an idea. Why not use
Sabidoo's mind and Creative Super Genius' artistic skills to bring
financial peace back to their lives. The end product is the Obama
Flag and the new Pledge of Allegiance.




Both of these men, being
God fearing, Christian, conservative hatemongers, just want to make a
difference in this once great nation. The products they sell attempt
to show the ridiculous path that we have taken. With luck, their
gesture will help to bring America back to it's origins.




“Please
Try Our Product”




The shirts, hats, stickers
and mugs sold here will let you make a statement that you are tired
of socialism being forced down your throat! Even though the creative
minds behind the Obama Flag are greedy capitalists, they have decided
on a modest profit of only $1 per item. Please support their
efforts, and your country, by buying something today. These are
perfect as gifts for family, friends and coworkers. Thank You and
God Bless....