The CHM completed MAD LIB

Again... this is really bad... perhaps someone else could come up with a better one.
Certainly some good laughs in here though... Without further ado:

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MikeInFla went to the local second-hand Store called "Rotten Ralph's" to peek around and see if he could find some Sporks.  While pulling into the parking lot, MikeInFla seen a group of Branch Davidians hanging out in front roasting puppies. Not interested in puppies, he whipped past them and into the store. An employee named Pierre asked if he needed help finding Tongs.  "Absolutely not, thank you," he said, "I'm looking for Socks".  The employee, ignoring the request to help him find socks, started whistling "I've been workin' on the railroad" from his armpit.  MikeInFla noticed the music section and decided to see if he could find some good used CDs. After passing the stuffed Tigger department to get to the CDs, he noticed all the CDs were half off of $23,462.17 ! 

Stoked at this great deal, he started flipping through the albums and was thrilled to find an original first release of "One Bad Pig: A Christian Banned".  After pulling the album out, an old lady with a Squirrel on her head exclaimed "I've always wanted that album !"

She lunged to grab it and fell right on her Ear lobe. MikeInFla gripped the album like a football, snagged an original Wonder Woman Invisible Jet, and sped up to the counter where the manager, Maynard, was waiting. "I WANNA BUY THIS NOW !" screamed MikeInFla. 
Before he could pull out money from his brassiere, the old lady tackled him while still screaming "I WANT THAT CD YOU WEARER OF TWO LEFT SHOES !"  The manager reached below the counter and grabbed a Jock strap and threw it to MikeInFla.  The old lady grabbed an Armpit hair and they both began swinging these things at each other. At one point the old lady did a ninja move with her Armpit hair slicing off MikeInFla's metatarsal !  He screamed in agony and swung his Jock Strap breaking her Thumbnail !

The old lady dropped to her knees and screamed out "Harkensnarfit"!  At that point, another employee named Henrietta quickly rushed in to break up the fight. When she seen the album, she screamed "Oooh I WANT THAT ALBUM TOO !!" She grabbed some grundy undies and began beating him and the old lady.
Finally snagging the album from them, she yelled "Happy, happy, happy!" and opened the jewel case only to find out it was the wrong CD in the case and that they had fought over a Milli Vanilli album.
The old lady lowered her head in shame, got into her 1974 Dodge Dart and left.  The employee was quickly fired by the manager and was escorted out of the shop in handcuffs by TJ Hooker.
As the dust settled and wounds were bandaged, MikeInFla opened the jewel case once again to sadly look at the wrong CD when he realized there's another CD underneath the Milli Vanilli - Lo and behold it was the One Bad Pig album !!! In perfect shape too ! He quickly bought it for $11,731.09, jumped on his Pony Express and road off into the sunset.

The End (Thank God !)

Guilty/Forgiven wrote:

Again... this is really bad... perhaps someone else could come up with a better one.
Certainly some good laughs in here though... Without further ado:

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M"I WANT THAT CD YOU WEARER OF TWO LEFT SHOES !" 

He quickly bought it for $11,731.09, jumped on his Pony Express and road off into the sunset.

The End (Thank God !)

No wonder my feet hurt all the time! And no wonder I stay broke $$! 

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"  The manager reached below the counter and grabbed a Jock strap and threw it to MikeInFla.  The old lady grabbed an Armpit hair and they both began swinging these things at each other. At one point the old lady did a ninja move with her Armpit hair slicing off MikeInFla's metatarsal !

That is some narly armpit hair!!!!

The epilogue would have to be that MikeInFla eventually discovered the OBP CD was a fake since it was never released on CD, but only vinyl and possibly cassette ! LOL !!!

I like that MikeInFla keeps his cash in his brassiere...

Yeh... 11 grand !  That's a HUGE CUP !!!

It's a bit of work, but I'd love to see someone else take a crack at this mad lib thing.  It's quite fun, and really funny in the end to have a silly story that everyone takes part in.

ishmael81 wrote:

I like that MikeInFla keeps his cash in his brassiere...

I knew some girls back in middle school that we always accused of stuffing, but I can't say I knew any guys that did it.

Funny!

ishmael81 wrote:

I like that MikeInFla keeps his cash in his brassiere...

Shhhhh let's keep this a CHM secret!