For Kerrick

Dude! I have found the answer to all your worries!



 

He will still need all candidates to be pre-screened by Steve Harris.   

That's some bad ju-ju right there.

Ha!  Gosh, I've been looking in all the wrong places for my true love, when it's clear that's where she's been hiding all this time!

metaldude wrote:

He will still need all candidates to be pre-screened by Steve Harris.   

Indeed!  Although his daughter Lauren isn't too shabby-looking...    

^^ Sorry, dude ... I didn't know anyone else on here that was young, single, and into heavy metal enough to appreciate that! LOL!

Hahahaha no need to apologize; I thought it was (is) hilarious!

Hmm... maybe The Iron Maidens are on there?  (I *might* have a signed copy of the below picture on my fridge...  )

Quit being cheap and order a Russian bride.

Dude, my parents are REALLY hurting for grandbabies; they're definitely putting on the pressure.  Haha maybe they'll get off my back if I threaten to order a bride from Russia?   

Redeemed Fool wrote:

Quit being cheap and order a Russian bride.

My neighbor down the street ordered his from Guam (or was it the Philippines?)

So you're sayin' I got options!   

You guys... are somethin' else.... Hahaha

#boink

Well, I really hope that Kerrick can be with someone who is amazing like he is inside and out. If I do get to go to the wedding I will laugh and cry and tell the bride "He aims to please! Hahahahaha!" and then I'll be told by someone there to shut up. Then I will quietly walk away and go into a secluded area or the bathroom to cry. Then, when I'm done crying, I will go back and sit with Kerrick, the bride, etc., and they'll be like "What's wrong?" and I'll be like, "I don't wanna talk about it," so we'll just continue talking about whatever and I'll feel better after a while. My gift to Kerrick will be onions because I know how much he loves onions. I don't know what his wife will be like though. I will give her something, too. I don't know what yet, though.

If no one tells me to shut up, I will still be fidgety from nervousness. How awkward. :)I may still say "He aims to please!   " Then Kerrick will be like "You're such a goof!" and I'll be like, "I know." Fun fun fun.

Anyways, I'm sure Kerrick will marry someone who is beautiful and kind and nice to be around.

Wow. I started this thread as a joke after coming across that dating ad, only picking Kerrick because a) I know he is single, and b) I know he is into heavy metal. Somehow, however, this has almost turned into a "let's get Kerrick hitched" thread! LOL!

Shotguns anyone?

What do we need the shotguns for?!?    

Haha regardless, I'm down, anything involving shotguns sounds like a good time to me!  Unless it means a trip to the bank or something...

Oh boy, just what I need, more members of the Let's Get Kerrick Hitched team!   

kerrick wrote:

What do we need the shotguns for?!?    

Haha regardless, I'm down, anything involving shotguns sounds like a good time to me!  Unless it means a trip to the bank or something...

Oh boy, just what I need, more members of the Let's Get Kerrick Hitched team!   

Come to South Dakota in the autumn and winter.  We can go shoot holes in the sky and call it bird hunting. Dove, pheasant, duck, goose ... it doesn't matter!

I am down!  I got a mighty sweet 20ga Remington Model 11 that'd be perfect for small game...

20ga!!?? That's a girl's gun! Either that or an old man's gun.  

Joe   


In truth, this is a girl's gun:



She won that last year at a Pheasants Forever banquet. If you say please she might light you shoot it!

Hahahaha well us Californians shoot with our pinkies out so 20 or 410 is preferred.      I DO have a 12ga too, though it's the home-defense model with the short barrel and extended tube - not ideal for hunting (though it has proven to work on quail!).  My 20 is my clay blasting gun.

Well, next time I'm out your way, I'll be sure to give you a holler and we'll blast some stuff!

kerrick wrote:

Oh boy, just what I need, more members of the Let's Get Kerrick Hitched team!   

I have a 21 year old daughter I would be willing to introduce you to (I'm not kidding).

It's like that Weird Al tune… Trigger Happy…

Staybrite wrote:

kerrick wrote:

Oh boy, just what I need, more members of the Let's Get Kerrick Hitched team!   

I have a 21 year old daughter I would be willing to introduce you to (I'm not kidding).

Oh snap.

Staybrite wrote:

kerrick wrote:

Oh boy, just what I need, more members of the Let's Get Kerrick Hitched team!   

I have a 21 year old daughter I would be willing to introduce you to (I'm not kidding).

Wow, I'm honored!  Well... I have always wanted to move to Washington!  Though 21 is probably a bit young for me...  The last gal I dated was 24 (I'm 27) and even then, I felt like there was a bit of disconnect due to age.  She's kinda right in the middle of her mid-20's-life-crisis that I'm finally just stepping out of.  Then again, much if it just comes down to life-stage.  In that example, she was much less situated and her life's direction was still up in the air.  Seems age is less of a factor if two people are in similar life-stages - and the older you get, the less age plays a role it seems.

She is also a very young 21, who will be an unwed mother come November. As much as you desire to be married, I suggest you look elsewhere.