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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Jokes   Thu Dec 22, 2016 1:18 pm

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Recently I heard the former mayor of Reading, Pennsylvania, 
recount some funny stories about his time in office. One happened while he was running for reelection; he was in a bar and paid for a 
woman’s drink. She thanked him but wondered why a stranger had 
bought her a beer.
“I’m running for mayor,” he told her, “and I want your vote.”
“You got it,” she said, grabbing her glass. “Anyone’s better than the jerk who’s in there now.”

Shocked ..................... lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Jokes   Fri Dec 23, 2016 6:44 am

Hickory dickory dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
And two got away with minor injuries
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Jokes   Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:36 am

That reminds me of the time when two peanuts were walking down a dark alley late one night.  One of them was a salted.

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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Jokes   Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:02 am

Over the river and through the woods
I'll never drive drunk again
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Jokes   Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:11 am

Xid wrote:
Over the river and through the woods
I'll never drive drunk again

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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Jokes   Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:38 am

Xid wrote:
Over the river and through the woods
I'll never drive drunk again

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

ROTFL lol! ROTFL lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Jokes   Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:40 pm

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After an impromptu song, our pastor asked the church pianist, “What key did I sing that in?”
The pianist replied, “Most of them.”

A capella (often brethren) services…
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Jokes   Tue Jan 24, 2017 5:10 pm

It’s said that time flies like an arrow, but did you know that fruit flies like a banana?
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Jokes   Tue Jan 24, 2017 7:17 pm

Actually, yes. The cook at my old school taught me that one. geek
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Jokes   Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:49 pm

My pastor's daughter (who is 8 - the same age as my boy) told me this joke when he, our kids and I hung out.

-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-Duane.
-Duane who?
-Duane the bathtub or it'll overflow.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Jokes   Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:32 pm

What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?

You look a little pail.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Jokes   Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:08 pm

To keep fit when my gran was 67 she began walking a mile a day.  Now she's 84 and we haven't a clue where she is.

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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Jokes   Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:00 pm

At first I thought that was in the weight loss thread Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Jokes   Wed Feb 15, 2017 10:16 pm

(These are putting a smile on my face) Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Jokes   Wed Feb 15, 2017 10:35 pm

During a time in the Old West, a dog, with a bandage on his foot storms into a saloon with such force that he gets everybody's attention.  He slowly looks around the room and says:

"I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw."
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