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PostSubject: Texting codes for senior citizens   Texting codes for senior citizens I_icon_minitimeMon Apr 04, 2011 5:03 pm

Kids have all their little codes...like BFF, WTF, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:



ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where's the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

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PostSubject: Re: Texting codes for senior citizens   Texting codes for senior citizens I_icon_minitimeMon Apr 04, 2011 6:49 pm

What tells you seniors can text? Their thumbs would crush the device! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Texting codes for senior citizens   Texting codes for senior citizens I_icon_minitimeMon Apr 04, 2011 6:51 pm

scratch


I don't get it.

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PostSubject: Re: Texting codes for senior citizens   Texting codes for senior citizens I_icon_minitimeMon Apr 04, 2011 6:52 pm

Have you ever seen a senior citizen try to use a phone?
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PostSubject: Re: Texting codes for senior citizens   Texting codes for senior citizens I_icon_minitimeMon Apr 04, 2011 8:08 pm

Have you ever seen a young, useless, Canadian troll try to have a life? That's much more pathetic than an old person texting.
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PostSubject: Re: Texting codes for senior citizens   Texting codes for senior citizens I_icon_minitimeMon Apr 04, 2011 8:09 pm

Gordonsville trolls are the worst! Twisted Evil

(just kidding)
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PostSubject: Re: Texting codes for senior citizens   Texting codes for senior citizens I_icon_minitimeMon Apr 04, 2011 9:59 pm

Oh man what a hilarious list. Can't wait to send it to my mother in law.

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PostSubject: Re: Texting codes for senior citizens   Texting codes for senior citizens I_icon_minitimeTue Apr 05, 2011 9:25 am

Today I was ATD.
Have to come back Friday.
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PostSubject: Re: Texting codes for senior citizens   Texting codes for senior citizens I_icon_minitimeWed Apr 06, 2011 3:44 pm

Love this list... printing it right now for the office
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