Unexpected Visitor

So Kim and I were sitting on the couch, watch the romantic show, "1000 Ways to Die". We kept hearing a noise on the deck.
I went to the door, pulled the shade and turned on the light. Yall will NEVER guess who was there.....

SOMEONE (kim) had left a bag of stinky trash on the deck, rather than putting it in the trash can....GRRRRR WOMEN!!!

Our old friend and mascot, Harold, was there looking up at me. Trash was spread EVERYWHERE!

I was gonna shoot him with my new .380, but it is in Nashville in my big truck. So, I scared him away. If he comes back, I will shoot him with my B.B. Gun.




BTW, that same SOMEONE who left the trash outside was commanded to clean the mes......and she DID!

It's sad that Harold had to go through your trash. But, he got hooked on heroin when he was still playing with Motley Crue, and the party didn't stop when he went solo. Rumor has it that he has hit rock bottom, his band dumped him and found another possum that looks like him and sounds the same singing, and he's just living on the street.

alldatndensum wrote:

It's sad that Harold had to go through your trash. But, he got hooked on heroin when he was still playing with Motley Crue, and the party didn't stop when he went solo. Rumor has it that he has hit rock bottom, his band dumped him and found another possum that looks like him and sounds the same singing, and he's just living on the street.

What a 'JOURNEY'.....

He's a true "Rockstar".

Poor Harold.
I was hoping he could pick up his life again after his heroin addiction.
Sabidoo, maybe Harold needed a friend to talk and to help him.
I'm sure your B.B. gun scares him away for a long time.

If you shoot harold, who we gonna have as a mascot?

Fundy

Fundy wrote:

If you shoot harold, who we gonna have as a mascot?

Fundy

If we have to, we can use Gertrude the skunk that sprayed my puppy, four times in three days last year.

Sabidoo, only you can see if you have to shoot our Harold.
If we get Gertrude as new mascotte you have to make a pic of her.
I honestly hope we can keep Harold as mascotte.
I love his guitar.

As old as sabidoo has gotten, I doubt his vision is clear enough to shoot a moving target.

Then I think Harold is
To be honest I still like our rocking critter as mascot of CHM.

Bah… Harold can leave for me. He ruins screen space.

I can assure you that Harold is a part of the family and will be going nowhere as long as I own this board.

MUTINY!!!

danielbandfan wrote:

Bah… Harold can leave for me. He ruins screen space.

Are you going to audition for your drama club's presentation of Dicken's "A Christmas Carol"?
You would make a wonderful Scrooge.

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Are you going to audition for your drama club's presentation of Dicken's "A Christmas Carol"?
You would make a wonderful Scrooge.

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Staybrite wrote:

danielbandfan wrote:

Bah… Harold can leave for me. He ruins screen space.

Are you going to audition for your drama club's presentation of Dicken's "A Christmas Carol"?
You would make a wonderful Scrooge.

Chris Dickens?

Nope, Chuck Dickens.

Sabidoo has already made a Christmas Carol.

You've really got to get some funny jokes.

If Peter Pan were Dutch, he'd live in the Nethernetherlands!

danielbandfan wrote:

If Peter Pan were Dutch, he'd live in the Nethernetherlands!

Now I know for sure that your mom didn't have any kids that lived.

We're zombies!

Can't be. Zombies at least have more brains.

We're exceptional zombies. We've eaten your brains.

Please do not turn CHM into the childish drivel that is now permeating the CMR. It's gotten beyond old, and I have several posters there who are complaining in PMs.