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PostSubject: Woman shot in head   Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:53 am

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Bush's fault.












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PostSubject: Re: Woman shot in head   Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:58 pm

Don't even know if I can work up a groan for this one...lol

Blonde, democrap....HAHA only blondes are that stupid.
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PostSubject: Re: Woman shot in head   Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:23 pm

I've seen that before, I heard from someone that they thought it was based on a true 911 call.

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PostSubject: Re: Woman shot in head   Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:38 pm

*groan* Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Woman shot in head   Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:58 am

That joke is older than sabidoo. Yes, it's been around a LOOOOOOOONG time! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Woman shot in head   Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:01 am

alldatndensum wrote:
That joke is older than sabidoo. Yes, it's been around a LOOOOOOOONG time! lol!

I hope you DIE!!! Matter of fact, I may shoot YOU in the head...but since you have no brains, nothing to hold in but muddy water.... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Woman shot in head   Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:28 am

I ain't skeert. You can't even lift your cane, gramps!

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PostSubject: Re: Woman shot in head   Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:57 pm

Iz yer head filled with dough too ?
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