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PostSubject: The "New" Messiah   Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:38 pm

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the
Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to
the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child
appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union,
grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as
he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the
occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of
Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the
Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what
they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that
he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”

In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary,
wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of
Working Class Whites.

And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured
forth - for the first time - to bring the light unto all the world. He travelled fleet of foot and light of camel, with a small retinue that consisted only of his loyal disciples from the tribe of the Media. He
ventured first to the land of the Hindu Kusch, where the Taliban had harbored the viper of al-Qaeda in their bosom, raining terror on all the world.

And the Child spake and the tribes of Nato immediately loosed the Caveats
that had previously bound them. And in the great battle that ensued the
forces of the light were triumphant. For as long as the Child stood
with his arms raised aloft, the enemy suffered great blows and the
threat of terror was no more.

From there he went forth to Mesopotamia where he was received by the great ruler al-Maliki, and
al-Maliki spake unto him and blessed his Sixteen Month Troop Withdrawal
Plan even as the imperial warrior Petraeus tried to destroy it. And
lo, in Mesopotamia, a miracle occurred. Even though the Great Surge of
Armour that the evil Bush had ordered had been a terrible mistake, a
waste of vital military resources and doomed to end in disaster, the
Child's very presence suddenly brought forth a great victory for the
forces of the light.

And the Persians, who saw all this and were
greatly fearful, longed to speak with the Child and saw that the Child
was the bringer of peace. At the mention of his name they quickly laid
aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear
energy ploughshares.

From there the Child went up to the city of
Jerusalem, and entered through the gate seated on an ass. The crowds of
network anchors who had followed him from afar cheered “Hosanna” and
waved great palm fronds and strewed them at his feet.

In Jerusalem and in surrounding Palestine, the Child spake to the Hebrews
and the Arabs, as the Scripture had foretold. And in an instant, the
lion lay down with the lamb, and the Israelites and Ishmaelites ended
their long enmity and lived for ever after in peace. As word
spread throughout the land about the Child's wondrous works, peoples
from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and
McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites.

And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey.
Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean
levels fell and the great warming was over. The Great Prophet
Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one,
smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations
had been waiting for.

And there were other wonderful signs. In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates
dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell
to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who
had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again.

Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In
hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were
uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it.

And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the
truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he
saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.

Then the Child ventured forth from Israel and Palestine and stepped onto the
shores of the Old Continent. In the land of Queen Angela of Merkel,
vast multitudes gathered to hear his voice, and he preached to them at
length.

But when he had finished speaking his disciples told him
the crowd was hungry, for they had had nothing to eat all the hours
they had waited for him.

And so the Child told his disciples to
fetch some food but all they had was five loaves and a couple of
frankfurters. So he took the bread and the frankfurters and blessed
them and told his disciples to feed the multitudes. And when all had
eaten their fill, the scraps filled twelve baskets.

Thence he travelled west to Mount Sarkozy. Even the beauteous Princess Carla of
the tribe of the Bruni was struck by awe and she was great in love with
the Child, but he was tempted not.

On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans.
There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair
and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the
Golden One.

And suddenly, with the men appeared the archangel
Gabriel and the whole host of the heavenly choir, ranks of cherubim and
seraphim, all praising God and singing: “Yes, We Can.”
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PostSubject: Re: The "New" Messiah   Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:39 pm

Change is good..........................




But paper money spends better.

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PostSubject: Re: The "New" Messiah   Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:30 pm

sabidoo wrote:
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the
Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to
the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child
appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union,
grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as
he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the
occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of
Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the
Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what
they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that
he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”

In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary,
wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of
Working Class Whites.

And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured
forth - for the first time - to bring the light unto all the world. He travelled fleet of foot and light of camel, with a small retinue that consisted only of his loyal disciples from the tribe of the Media. He
ventured first to the land of the Hindu Kusch, where the Taliban had harbored the viper of al-Qaeda in their bosom, raining terror on all the world.

And the Child spake and the tribes of Nato immediately loosed the Caveats
that had previously bound them. And in the great battle that ensued the
forces of the light were triumphant. For as long as the Child stood
with his arms raised aloft, the enemy suffered great blows and the
threat of terror was no more.

From there he went forth to Mesopotamia where he was received by the great ruler al-Maliki, and
al-Maliki spake unto him and blessed his Sixteen Month Troop Withdrawal
Plan even as the imperial warrior Petraeus tried to destroy it. And
lo, in Mesopotamia, a miracle occurred. Even though the Great Surge of
Armour that the evil Bush had ordered had been a terrible mistake, a
waste of vital military resources and doomed to end in disaster, the
Child's very presence suddenly brought forth a great victory for the
forces of the light.

And the Persians, who saw all this and were
greatly fearful, longed to speak with the Child and saw that the Child
was the bringer of peace. At the mention of his name they quickly laid
aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear
energy ploughshares.

From there the Child went up to the city of
Jerusalem, and entered through the gate seated on an ass. The crowds of
network anchors who had followed him from afar cheered “Hosanna” and
waved great palm fronds and strewed them at his feet.

In Jerusalem and in surrounding Palestine, the Child spake to the Hebrews
and the Arabs, as the Scripture had foretold. And in an instant, the
lion lay down with the lamb, and the Israelites and Ishmaelites ended
their long enmity and lived for ever after in peace. As word
spread throughout the land about the Child's wondrous works, peoples
from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and
McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites.

And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey.
Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean
levels fell and the great warming was over. The Great Prophet
Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one,
smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations
had been waiting for.

And there were other wonderful signs. In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates
dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell
to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who
had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again.

Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In
hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were
uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it.

And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the
truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he
saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.

Then the Child ventured forth from Israel and Palestine and stepped onto the
shores of the Old Continent. In the land of Queen Angela of Merkel,
vast multitudes gathered to hear his voice, and he preached to them at
length.

But when he had finished speaking his disciples told him
the crowd was hungry, for they had had nothing to eat all the hours
they had waited for him.

And so the Child told his disciples to
fetch some food but all they had was five loaves and a couple of
frankfurters. So he took the bread and the frankfurters and blessed
them and told his disciples to feed the multitudes. And when all had
eaten their fill, the scraps filled twelve baskets.

Thence he travelled west to Mount Sarkozy. Even the beauteous Princess Carla of
the tribe of the Bruni was struck by awe and she was great in love with
the Child, but he was tempted not.

On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans.
There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair
and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the
Golden One.

And suddenly, with the men appeared the archangel
Gabriel and the whole host of the heavenly choir, ranks of cherubim and
seraphim, all praising God and singing: “Yes, We Can.”

heh... i heard that the other night.
i'm glad the entire world isnt sold on Obigot's messiah-image and some are willing to mock him and the lemmings that follow him.
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PostSubject: Re: The "New" Messiah   Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:37 am

To be perfectly honest, Obama scares me. The last time in modern history that we had a political character with this much charisma and ability to sway the masses, we ended up in WW2. Remember, Hitler didn't take Germany by force--he took them by running for office, luring in the Christians with flowery speech, and then had terrorist attacks done against his own people so that the Germans would need someone to protect them from those evil Zionist Jews.

I just pray that we aren't doomed to repeat history.

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PostSubject: Re: The "New" Messiah   Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:42 am

That's the best to do pray if God will guide in the new president for the US.
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